...Terry Wogan's ears?
They are quite possibly the longest ears I have ever seen. Not to be confused by the largest ears in the world, these bad boys grow from below the jaw line up to the top of his head. No one has ever taken an accurate reading due to the peaks being obscured by thick head hair in some kind of sideways comb over, a comb around if you will.
I say unleash the beasts Tezz'ah, let them be free!